The Kingdom of Swag McWagon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yung Thug Mafacka with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.722 billion Swag McWagonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rad City Mafacka. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Swag McWagonian economy, worth 741 trillion McSwaggins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,992 McSwaggins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, Yung Thug Mafacka's reputation is hard as nails, Yung Thug Mafacka is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swag McWagon's national animal is the Swaggin Waggin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Swag McWagon is ranked 286,183^rd in the world and 10,971^st in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,395.79 Standard Monetary Units.